Oh, oh, oh, also - she feels sorry for straight men because slash will make people will assume they're gay for their friends!

Um, no.

See, TV people aren't real. They're fictional characters who's sexuality is fluid and determined by whoever happens to be writing and/or portraying them at the time. Actual men don't work like that and are, in majority, straight. I don't think the cultural assumption of hetrosexuality is going anywhere any time soon. That said, so what if it did.

People might think a straight guy is gay!!! ...and?