"Sometimes I slip a little into his travel mug in the morning to sweeten his coffee. You think he'd appreciate it but he says it's hard to drive with a hard-on which I think is ridiculous and I'm sure I could do it if fairy's were allowed to drive but the DMV has some weird and totally unfounded prejudice that we're too distractible as a species which is just wron... HEY! something just occurred to me! Cake!!!"