Woman you smell like cake!

Dammit! Why is fanfiction so much *fun*? I should be doing real work, not playing around with crack pairings. I mean, sure I can tell myself that it's good writing practice and everything, but really I am doing it for the wheeeee!

Okay it *is* good writing practice. Thinky, but not too thinky. With blowjobs. That's always nice.

...I might be high off pudding and crack pairings right now. Hmm.