Now, when you're working hard in grad school and you're tired and you're maybe losing faith and need inspiration, I want to think of Cal fluttering over your shoulder, raining glitter down on you and telling you dirty stories about how much Ray loves his candy flavored semen.
"Sometimes I slip a little into his travel mug in the morning to sweeten his coffee. You think he'd appreciate it but he says it's hard to drive with a hard-on which I think is ridiculous and I'm sure I could do it if fairy's were allowed to drive but the DMV has some weird and totally unfounded prejudice that we're too distractible as a species which is just wron... HEY! something just occurred to me! Cake!!!"
If fairies drove there'd be dozens of abandoned cars in the middle of every highway from the numerous times the fairies decided they'd rather fly that day.
Well after a while he gets that Ray does love him. He's just starting to wonder if Ray has some weird medical problem. I can see him researching impotence and ED issues and trying to slip viagra into Ray's coffee.
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Date: 2011-04-18 10:43 am (UTC)@_@ *hypnotized*
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Date: 2011-04-18 05:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-18 05:27 pm (UTC)(Am also relieved that Ray is not a furry. )
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Date: 2011-04-18 05:31 pm (UTC)Now, when you're working hard in grad school and you're tired and you're maybe losing faith and need inspiration, I want to think of Cal fluttering over your shoulder, raining glitter down on you and telling you dirty stories about how much Ray loves his candy flavored semen.
:)
You're welcome.
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Date: 2011-04-18 05:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-19 03:37 am (UTC)I admit, that did not occur to me! And yet, I never once imagined any fairy driving anywhere. This makes perfect sense!
Poor Ray. He's like Pavlov's werewolf with the scent of candy. Popping boners left and right.
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Date: 2011-04-19 10:53 am (UTC)Ray never stood a chance. Not one chance.
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Date: 2011-04-19 05:17 pm (UTC)It's cute that he thought he did right? So cute.
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Date: 2011-04-19 05:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-19 06:17 pm (UTC)I can see him researching impotence and ED issues and trying to slip viagra into Ray's coffee.
Not realizing that of course, his come would do.
Full Circle!