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[thatrcooper]

Every time I've gotten discouraged this past week I have found myself saying "Blergh" like Liz Lemon.

And then the second I say it, I hear Jack Donaghy's voice saying "Yes, Bleeergh." In that dry way he has of mocking her yet agreeing with her.

I haven't even watched 30 Rock this week, so I don't even...


In other news, plainapple's silly talk of ribbons and crotch-sniffing has re-inspired me. This shit needs to get done and sent out. Post haste.



P.S. This is the only clip I can find with "Blergh" in it. I can fake enthusiasm when I need to @ 2:55

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Re: you noticed my clever wordplay

[r-cooper.livejournal.com]

His blood is already pumping, it should be a shame to waste the opportunity. But he can tell him later he came close to ruining the moment with that.

He could try to be threatening and say he eats bunnies, but I think Cal would giggle.

Re: you noticed my clever wordplay

[plainapple.livejournal.com]

He would, then he'd make some crass comment about Ray swallowing every drop and then launch into his "What big teeth you have." routine.

Re: you noticed my clever wordplay

[r-cooper.livejournal.com]

It must be nice, though at times annoying, to have someone around who doesn't take you seriously, when you are verrah srs werewolf detective.

Cal loves innuendo. It's his favorite thing. Except for sugar. And Ray. And Ray's cock. And his cock. And Benny. And sugar, did he mention sugar? And ribbons. And kittens! Oh he loves kittens! And bunnies! He really likes bunnies too! And chocolate dipping sauce!

Re: you noticed my clever wordplay

[plainapple.livejournal.com]

And Ray's chocolate dipped cock with a ribbon 'round it's base and sugar on top! If he could figure out a way to work kittens and bunnies into that scenario he would, but Ray gets chompy when he's turned on and it wouldn't end well for the fluffy animals. Ray probably wouldn't eat Benny, but despite that Benny refuses to come be part of Cal's "Things I Love!" tableaux. Says it would be "creepy and wrong", which is a totally lame position that makes no sense.

Re: you noticed my clever wordplay

[r-cooper.livejournal.com]

What's so creepy and wrong about me loving up my Ray Ray by licking chocolate off his ribboned-wrapped penis in a room filled with bunnies and kitties while you stand in the background so I can see you????

Bens? Where are you going?

Humans. So uptight.

Re: you noticed my clever wordplay

[plainapple.livejournal.com]

It's not like Benny's never seen a ribbon, or chocolate, or a kitten, or bunnies, or Cal naked, or the outline of Ray's erect cock through his trousers after Cal's been rubbing on it, which is basically the same as seeing it without the trousers, so what's the big deal about putting them all together? Cal would stand in a room while Benny and Penn ate sushi off each other while surrounded by tree frogs and terriers.

Re: you noticed my clever wordplay

[r-cooper.livejournal.com]

At which point (because clearly this conversation is happening loudly down at the station for everywhere to hear and Ray is just headdesking without comment) Penelope calmly asserts that no way is Cal going to be anywhere around them should they ever do such a thing and if he tries it, she'll shoot him.

He's offended, and only more so when Ray won't take his side.

Re: you noticed my clever wordplay

[plainapple.livejournal.com]

So he launches into a loud speech about fairy orgies and how in fairy circles there's always an audience of friends to cheer you on and sometimes they even join in on the fun and...

Ray's grabbed him by the back of the neck and dragged him out of the station before he can finish. He takes Cal home and makes it explicitly clear that, for as long as Ray's alive, orgies - fairy or otherwise - are off the table.

Re: you noticed my clever wordplay

[r-cooper.livejournal.com]

He is not picturing Cal in an orgy being cheered on. He is not picturing Cal in an orgy being cheered on. He is not--

"What does being on a table have to do with it, Ray? I was only on the table for a few minutes, half an hour tops. Ray?

He is not picturing Cal on a table in an orgy being cheered on. He is not picturing Cal...

Re: you noticed my clever wordplay

[plainapple.livejournal.com]

Nope. Not Cal in a writhing mass of limbs and wings and so much glitter you can barely see through it. He certainly doesn't imagine laughter like bells filling up the air, broken by the occasional moan or broken string of fairy words. It doesn't do a damned thing for him. He has to make that clear to Cal or Cal might invite a few friends over as a "treat" for Ray, and that would not do.

Re: you noticed my clever wordplay

[r-cooper.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't find that enjoyable.

Why not? OMG Ray Ray you're so hot they'd love you.

They would? I mean...that isn't the point. I wouldn't feel comfortable and...you'd really want to see me like that??

Like what? Having a good time? Making someone else happy with that licking thing you do? I mean, you're so good they'd probably fight over you and not want to leave and--

I might see your point. No orgies. Got it.